Ovechkin explores portals, nunchucks with Mr. Big

Undoubtedly part of his off-season nutrition routine, Alex Ovechkin has signed on with the Canadian candy bar manufacturer Mr. Big. In order to help brand the Great Eight as the face of the company, Mr. Big is offering three mortals the chance to have Alex as their “life coach” by entering upc codes online. The winner of the contest will have their choice of various Ovi-esque activities, including sitting at the front row at Washington Fashion Week, going to a restaurant dinner or video arcade session, or having a home cooked meal at Ovechkin’s home. No word if dessert following the meal will consist of all Mr. Big candy bars or not.