Technical difficulties, please stand by

Rock the Red is experiencing technical difficulties, and requests your patience until we are able to overcome and return you to our regular programming.
Well, not really.
Truth be told- the two editors of RtR share the same birthday (isn’t that special), and have been gallivanting around with our significant others this weekend in celebration. We promise to have fresh posts, hot off the presses, when we return on Monday expecting the Capitals to deliver a birthday present neatly wrapped in the shape of a Game 6 win.