NHL takes Vegas, Ovechkin and Theodore take awards

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By now I am sure that you’ve read all about the hub-bub’s and whats-it’s from last nights’ NHL Awards gala which took place at The Palms in Las Vegas. Unfortunately for us, Rock the Red was knee deep in moving to our own dedicated server (take THAT unwanted delays!) and couldn’t provide you with up-to-the minute reporting on Jamie Kennedy’s mispronuciations, Martin St. Louis’ appreciation of technology or Tyler Myers speech in which he channeled Sally “You like me, you really like me” Field. So here we go, as only RtR can do it… your 30 second recap in haiku.

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NHL Awards
Ovie, Greener, and Theo
Rampant in Vegas

Three-peat Hart winner?
8 postulates to JR
why crying this time

Green confronts main foe
stays in position for once
meets Geico caveman

Sedin MVP
adding to his Ross trophy
more successful twin

new Lindsay Award
first name engraved is Ovie
wasnt done with speech

Jose Theodore
Masterton Trophy winner
deservedly so

bow-tie less five-two
second year short of Norris
snubbed once again

Mikey and Alex
named to the First All-Star Team
second year running

Last pair of teammates
to repeat with this honor
were Gretzky-Coffey

Mohr was horrible
Kane finds a new friend in “Lounge”
Marky Mark too drunk to award

Snoop Dogg performed
Ryan and Getzlaf for Oscar
and that was the show!